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Citizen Valley has donated lots of weapons for the war and Niko Kruzchev is thanking the Citizen Valley
And new combat footage emerged of the weapons doing damage and a Kartilian general named Allen Steftopolis got hit in the head by a sniper donated by Citizen Valley and Airistan is teaching people how to fight and many trucks including Ford F-140's having machine guns packed on the truck bed and some people are making makeshift humvees from blown up tanks and abandoned cars and the Kartilians are starting to get desperate in one leaked photo it shows a Kartilian 10 to 13 year old operating an AK-47 and this is a violation of Airistan laws as children aren't supposed to be fighting in wars

The Airistan4KIDZ channel was hijacked by a hacker and it displays a quote unquote "Got the new forgis on the jeep meme" and now Airistan is bulking up in security

Need a Chronicle of the events of the Airistan Civil War

Niko Kruzchev is thanking all governments that donated supplies to Airistan he is currently in a safe location due to an assasination attempt yesterday, he was in his car and a car pulled up to him and shot the car but luckily the shots missed him and his driver and the driver reportedly had a hidden Uzi in the glove compartment and shot the assassin multiple times killing the assassin

Airistan's new law allows LGBTQ Marriage but prohibits LGBTQ devil's tango (only applies to L and G) as Niko Kruzchev is saying Airistan must find a god and if anyone is caught doing the *deep voice* devils tango *end of deep voice* then they will be fined 100 ASD (and it's like 67 USD due to the war) and if they repeat it then jail time and if it can't stop them then Execution

Sethland and United Kingdom have started to supply the rebels and the cause for that is because Niko Kruzchev is a "dictator" as we can confirm he is not a dictator and he is a president and a great one too we will win the war

Blueberri wrote: ↑

11 May 2023, 05:49

Alert for Airistan

Sethland and United Kingdom have started to supply the rebels and the cause for that is because Niko Kruzchev is a "dictator" as we can confirm he is not a dictator and he is a president and a great one too we will win the war

Message: in the next morning we are envying more forces

The war has ended in success the dictator will be executed by firing squad at may 13th 11AM

Breaking news

Niko Kruzchev's official twitter posted today that "The war in Airistan was about the Kartilians rebelling but now it's a fight for oil and in exchange to that Airistan severed all ties to Sethland and NATO countries" in other news the Vice President Stefan Shutour posted in a now deleted post on Facebook saying that " The war has been going on for days and already corrupt leaders want our oil so they can get a compensation for oil and many lives are lost"

Blueberri wrote: ↑

12 May 2023, 22:16

Breaking news

Niko Kruzchev's official twitter posted today that "The war in Airistan was about the Kartilians rebelling but now it's a fight for oil and in exchange to that Airistan severed all ties to Sethland and NATO countries" in other news the Vice President Stefan Shutour posted in a now deleted post on Facebook saying that " The war has been going on for days and already corrupt leaders want our oil so they can get a compensation for oil and many lives are lost"

Airistan’s economy after this news:

News update

Airistan changes it's anthem to this tune https://youtu.be/z-CBPYBA_Qc and remade it's lyrics

*music for 28 seconds* We will pledge to help, Our Airistan though times x2 Under our glorious banner, Though the plains and mountains, we will risk our lives to live in this country, and Airistan will live on forever! So bear witness bear witness bear witness.

Crypto Millionaire Æpsuar Edgourd got arrested for alleged wire fraud charges and will be sent to Statenbourg Bay Maximum Prison for 27 years also talking about prison the Kartilian general Eupha Unoria was executed by firing squad at 2 PM today after being captured and executed for treason

Airistan changes it's anthem because the past anthem is too ruthless and doesn't represent Airistan

Emmanuel Macron killed in action

1977-2023 RIP Mr Macron

In response Niko Kruzchev's twitter (@PresidentNiko) posted a photo of Macron and says that he is scared that Kartilian revolutionaries will try to attempt to do this to him and now Niko Kruzchev and his family are safe in a disclosed location at (RADICATED), Airistan

The kartilian president has been confirmed to be killed by a drone strike on his vehicle while visiting troops

Breaking news

An animated show called "South Park" is sweeping the nation ever since it's first airing in 2003 but it's not adults (even though it's the target audience) but actually teens and children even as young as 8 it has english but also has Airistanian dub and because of this sensation among children Comedy Central Airistan has made South Park for kids this may be a bad idea but it's for the money People and it would reach a wider audience in Airistan

Blueberri wrote: ↑

02 Jun 2023, 18:24

Breaking news

An animated show called "South Park" is sweeping the nation ever since it's first airing in 2003 but it's not adults (even though it's the target audience) but actually teens and children even as young as 8 it has english but also has Airistanian dub and because of this sensation among children Comedy Central Airistan has made South Park for kids this may be a bad idea but it's for the money People and it would reach a wider audience in Airistan

Its one of the most popular shows here in its home country, Sethland…

A new series called "Operation Levantine: With the soldiers" is airing from July 6th to the aftermath of Operation Levantine

President Niko on his X and Facebook compares Marocian Reich's Furher with failed painter and below was the post

OfficialNikoKruzchev (On X, and Facebook)
Marocian Reich must be put down as there is a dictator there and their actions are disgusting!
(Photo shows Marocian Reich's Furher and Failed painter in comparison)

This is very concerning as countries such as Lucitania has ties to Marocian Reich

Twitter? What is Twitter?

Anyway, we would like to establish diplomatic relations and new trade routes with Airistan.

Blueberri wrote: ↑

24 Aug 2023, 23:13

President Niko on his Twitter and Facebook compares Marocian Reich's Furher with failed painter and below was the post

OfficialNikoKruzchev (On Twitter, and Facebook)
Marocian Reich must be put down as there is a dictator there and their actions are disgusting!
(Photo shows Marocian Reich's Furher and Failed painter in comparison)

This is very concerning as countries such as Lucitania has ties to Marocian Reich

Twitter now is "X"