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Times of Pakistan
Posted: 30 Apr 2024, 10:50
by Khajnagari KH 09
The bulletin news from Pakistan
I changed to cover news from other member states as well.
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Posted: 04 May 2024, 19:16
by Khajnagari KH 09
The expressway between Amravati and Cuttack to be completed soon...
4 couples found dancing in a secret cave in Araku Valley.
A mouse was spotted moving to the beat.
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Jewelry as pure as heaven at Rokde Jewelers now coming to Bhuvaneswara.
The new Azena trucks to transport the ship containers to the cranes from the warehouses.
5 farmers to khud▪︎khushi due to bad crops.
Sri. Amit Shah to visit Cuttack to see how the Confederation is going.
Puri faces a minor water problem, government to resolve this problem.
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Posted: 17 May 2024, 14:43
by Khajnagari KH 09
Ah, terrorism from Tawhid Al-Islam comes to our country.
The Anjar Government finds more stuff on the Ancient history of the Anjar tribe.
Seems like that's all what goes on this week.
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Posted: 17 May 2024, 14:44
by Khajnagari KH 09
During the time of printing, a plane from Fly Furballland crashes in the Territorial waters.
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Posted: 26 May 2024, 19:24
by Khajnagari KH 09
Oh, great! The new chief ministers have all decided to stop news for a week. Very well..
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Posted: 04 Jun 2024, 05:09
by Khajnagari KH 09
Voting in Anjarlana starts.
Biju Patnaik to retire early and move on to a more peaceful job.
Katak/Cuttack Junction Railway station in renovations.
Mahanadi close to drying up, residents of Cuttack and Bhuvaneswar warned to use water mindfully.
Bengali smugglers recognised to be Tarim residents. They are smuggling lots of drugs in and out.
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Posted: 07 Jun 2024, 09:23
by Khajnagari KH 09
New research shows that 30% of Anjarlu population don't trust newspapers, instead they trust gossips.
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Dravidian visitors find new Mahakaleswar Temple in Bonduguda near Araku Valley, claim that the Confederation claims their land.
IndusInd bank Vishakhapatnam branch to shut down.
Chanderan man found drumming the Nagada.
Re: Times of Anjarlana
Posted: 17 Jun 2024, 17:47
by SomeguyFromGoa
Anjarlana faces a fish shortage!!
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Re: Times of Pakistan
Posted: 27 Jul 2024, 21:04
by Khajnagari KH 09
Karachi man found supporting Hinduism, gets beaten like an egg white.
Pakistani archaeologists researching more on the ancient sindhu script, yet baffled.
The Pakistani Linguistic Community brings back the Multani script, will teach every Pakistani to use it instead of a Persian script
Re: Times of Pakistan
Posted: 16 Aug 2024, 14:00
by Khajnagari KH 09
Pakistan not stopping there, they are rapidly Industrialising and running out of space.
Multani script is effective, but elderly are still confused.
Ice found floating in the Sindhu river in Lahore. Rawalpindi (Islamabad) doing extensive research on the matter.
Pakistan unstoppable!!
Re: Times of Pakistan
Posted: 14 Sep 2024, 10:47
by Khajnagari KH 09
Pakistan PM aks India to hand over Rajasthan and Kashmir, and as always, India refuses.
Store boards are replaced finally. No Arabic goods to be sold, India astonished.
Indian and Chinese goods are in all stores around Pakistan, slowly turning it into a puppet.
The chunk of ice was found having a skeleton with little flesh, is handed over to Adivas.
Re: Times of Pakistan
Posted: 08 Nov 2024, 21:20
by Khajnagari KH 09
Pakistan disbanded.
Re: Times of Pakistan
Posted: 08 Nov 2024, 21:21
by Khajnagari KH 09
I no longer wish to hold on to Pakistan anymore