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Nokia 3310 is released (aka the indestructible phone)
Arstotzkan n****s: *drops nokia from the tallest building in the entire country*
5 minutes later...
Breaking news: A GIANT EARTHQUAKE HAS STRUCK THE CAPITAL CITY, 5 MILLION PEOPLE WERE KILLED

Brody Craft wrote: ↑

02 Jan 2019, 13:11

If i told you about how Verderians live, you will be shocked.

Atlantean's life: this topic
Arstotzkan's life: WAKE UP, GET DRUNK, GO TO WORK, GO HOME, GET DRUNK AGAIN, SLEEP
Verderian's life: hold my beer
Majanese's life: to be continued

What holonews would people buy if they don't live in Astrellia?

Kaloland hits the 100 trillion€ GDP mark After months of The KED (Kaloland's economic diversification), Kaloland hits the 100 trillion € GDP mark. A great achievement for the country. People suspect that the government is going to make some big changes in the Unification Day on the 2nd of January. ...

You won't believe what happened at Arstotzka on new year's eve... It's a sea of humans!

Okay I think that's like almost 60% of the military. But thrust me! It's only 25%... *laughs*

Around 800.000 troops, 5.000 tanks, 40.000 fighter jets, 125.000 transport aircrafts, 180 tanker aircrafts, 200.000 missile launchers, 50.000 APCs, and... things... I can't count.

I think real life weapons, brands, etc are not allowed here.

25% of our military are on standby.
...please start the war before 7 January because my school will be busy as hell.

Brody Craft wrote: ↑

01 Jan 2019, 08:05

I edited the topic, let me know if something needs to be changed.

Artotzka -----> Arstotzka

Arstotzka, Majapahit, and Grestin is definetly joining this in intelligence, cyber warfare, and defense. War is fun, anyways.

THEMAX wrote: ↑

02 Jan 2019, 00:52

Fun fact : rêve is the French for dream

Oh I see what you did there!

It's already 2019 and the war hasn't started yet?

soumya-8974 wrote: ↑

24 Dec 2018, 06:21

@JoshuaIND, are you dead in Tsunami of Indonesia?

The tsunami only hit Sumatera.

Between3Characters wrote: ↑

06 Dec 2018, 08:01

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(^^)

Did we even have a chance to win tho? Maybe not.

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Why u no eat my prata